Apparently after the big premiere of her ‘I’m Full Of Myself’ movie, Katy Perry and a bunch of her friends hit the town in a party bus. I’ve been on one of those, they’re always filled with strippers for some reason. Anyhow, here she is showing off her massive hipster cleavage in a fancy dress. It looks like she’s got some tissue paper stuffed in there, what the hell? Is it possible that all these years I’ve been fooled into thinking that Katy Perry had massive breasts? My world is crumbling right in front of me. I’m going to pretend that she got emotional watching herself on the big screen and needed a safe place to hide her Kleenex. Much better.
