I have to say that I think I’d like to bang Kelly Osbourne … Now I’ve done it, my penis has retreated into my pelvic cavity in anger and disgust. I don’t blame him considering what I just said, but if he’d just take a moment to look at these shots of her new skinny body in a tight dress leaving the E Studios after appearing on Chelsea Handler he might sing a different tune. She’s like a three pinter now, that’s big pints of beer, still not bad considering what she had to work with.
