Earlier today I said that Tila Tequila’s boobs were badass, I must have still been drunk because Lucy Pinder’s boobs are bad frikin’ ass. Look at these insane things, it looks like she trying to smuggle a couple of babies across the border. That joke makes sense right? Her boobs look like two bald baby heads. Anyway, I feel like I’ve been neglecting Lucy and want to make it up to her somehow. Maybe with a box of wine, some baby oil and a trampoline… Let’s say eight-ish.
