I’m a weak man, a couple of pictures of Maria Menounos hanging out in some short shorts and I’m all over it. I don’t know where she is or what she’s doing, but the woman is absolutely perfect. She’s not even wearing a bikini and I’m in love with her. She’s hot, she’s greek-ish, and she’s all mine. Alright, so that last part was a complete lie. Like saying you like the show Whitney . Come on. Anyhow, Maria and I should spend some quality time getting to know each other over erotic massages. Me first.
