So it’s pretty clear by now that Miley Cyrus has just adopted a cute little doggy and she wants to show the little guy off. Here she is in her weird dress giving us a good look at the new puppy instead of giving us a good look at her own cute little puppies. See what I did there? The little guy is pretty damn lucky, he gets to snuggle up to her whenever he feels like it, she probably thinks it’s cute when he gets an erection and she picks up his feces…. If you’re into that kind of thing. Pervert.
