I’m not sure if Paris Hilton is relevant anymore, or ever really was for that matter, but I’ve always had a little thing for her so I’m posting these pictures anyway. I’m sure she still gets paid pretty well to show up at these douche parties and make pouty faces on the red carpet for five minutes. Before heading home to count her cash. Here she is doing just that last night in her yellow dress. I don’t know or care what silly party this is, but she’s doing her best to show off some cleavage so who cares. Although, I think this is more chest bone than cleavage. Still counts.