Just last night my friend asked me who would I rather fuck Brittany Murphy or Alicia Silversone…I said Brittany Murphy hands down maybe he was some visionary who predicts deaths, or maybe he’s just a virgin loser who asks me those questions every time I see him…. I can only assume at 32 she died of a drug overdose…but it her defense, I’d turn to drugs if I let Ashton Kutcher inside me too….so I guess that means it is all his fault… Actors are fucked up, they do too many drugs and have too much money and too little to do especially when not getting work, free time and money means getting fucked up…. She was only 32…..what a fucking waste but at least her legacy will live on in such classics as happy feet and the voice on King of the Hill amongst other good movies peppered with real shit movies… I am not sure if drugs are bad or if Hollywood is bad and the drugs are just really fucking good
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RIP Motherfucker The Brittany Murphy Edition of the Day
