Here’s that giant Jersey Shore gorilla douche, Ronnie Ortiz-Magro , taking a bite out of some tasty asian booty during a photoshoot for something. Sammy is not going to like this, I don’t know who these girls are, but she’s going to come at them like a hurricane of fake nails and hair extensions. I can’t wait. Is it still considered cheating when it’s for a photoshoot? Because I’ve got a camera crew and some Korean “models” pager numbers on standby. Let’s do this.
