As leathery and weird looking as Shauna Sand is, I’d still do rotten things to her in the bedroom. I know that’s kind of gross, but this isn’t exactly the type of woman you “make love” to is it? Anyone who takes pictures of themselves in a leopard print bathing suit on their knees in the ocean, isn’t the kind of woman you wine and dine and bring home to meet mom. Keep a lot of singles in your wallet.
