It looks like my favorite jobless hottie Sophie Monk has gotten herself some work. Here she is modeling something, I don’t know what, maybe some sort of acid washed denim product. It doesn’t matter, it’s a start. I’m actually a little disappointed, these pics are pretty lame, she shows more skin when she’s walking around town all day handing out resumes and getting coffee. She may be the only person who looks better jobless, maybe we can get her a government bail out that keeps her unemployed. There would have to be a clause in it that guarantees us between 32 and 34 inches of leg at all times and at least a dozen bikini pictures annually. Call your congressman.
