All I want to say to my Twitter friend Sophie Turner is that we need to take our relationship to the next level. And by the next level I mean, when can I worship that booty in person? Sophie, I’m not a rich man and I haven’t had the greatest luck in life (my dog died at the young age of 13), but if you would just let me spend 5 seconds massaging that beautiful thing, with my face I’d be forever grateful. What’d you say?
