If you don’t know who Sylvie van der Vaart is, she is the Dutch television personality and model who reminds me of Posh before she had those little oranges strapped on her chest removed. Sure they look nothing alike from the neck up, but I’m one of the few who’s able to tell who a woman is just by looking at her breasts. It’s a talent and Sylvie was Posh’s boobie doppelganger.