I don’t know who wasted their time compiling the last 500 years in SI Swimsuit covers, but I just spent an hour putting them up, for no fucking reason, and the entire time I was asking myself “who fucking cares about the last covers, no one jerks off to the covers”…and who really cares to see a retrospective of how bodies have changed due to diet and hormones in the food….and unless you like wacking off to bitches who are dead or near dead….there is no real point in this…but for some reason…a reason I call SI fever…even though SI doesn’t give me any love and I don’t give a shit about their photoshoots…I’m still going to post it cuz I am in too deep…and I guess I should celebrate just how repetitive and lacking of creativity, in a “there’s only so much you can do with a girl in a bikini”, you can see when it is all laid out in front of you… ALL THE PICTURES / DATES AND MODELS AFTER THE JUMP 1955 – Betty di Bugnano 1964 – Babette March 1965 – Sue Peterson 1966 – Sunny Bippus 1967 – Lynn Tindall 1968 – Turia Mau 1969 – Jamee Becker 1970 – Cheryl Tiegs 1971 – Tannia Rubiano 1972 – Sheila Roscoe 1973 – Dayle Haddon 1974 – Ann Simonton 1975 – Cheryl Tiegs 1976 – Yvette & Yvonne Sylander 1977 – Lena Hansbod 1978 – Maria Joao 1979 – Christie Brinkley 1980 – Christie Brinkley 1981 – Christie Brinkley 1982 – Carol Alt 1983 – Cheryl Tiegs 1984 – Paulina Porizkova 1985 – Paulina Porizkova 1986 – Elle Macpherson 1987 – Elle Macpherson 1988 – Elle Macpherson 1989 – Kathy Ireland 1990 – Judit Masco 1991 – Ashley Montana 1992 – Kathy Ireland 1993 – Vendela Kirsebom 1994 – Kathy Ireland, Elle Macpherson & Rachel Hunter 1995 – Daniela Pestova 1996 – Valeria Mazza & Tyra Banks 1997 – Tyra Banks 1998 – Heidi Klum 1999 – Rebecca Romijn-Stamos 2000 – Daniela Pestova 2001 – Elsa Benitez 2002 – Yamila Diaz-Rahi 2003 – Petra Nemcova 2004 – Veronica Varekova 2005 – Carolyn Murphy 2006 – Veronica Varekova, Elle Macpherson, Rebecca Romijn-Stamos, Rachel Hunter, Daniela Pestova, Elsa Benitez, Carolyn Murphy & Yamila Diaz-Rahi 2007 – Beyonce Knowles 2008 – Marisa Miller 2009 – Bar Refaeli 2010 – Brooklyn Decker 2011 – Irina Shayk 2012 – Kate Upton
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The Last 500 Years of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Covers of the Day
