The ESPY awards happened last night. I can’t imagine anyone really giving a shit. I don’t know how much ESPN really matters, or more importantly, I don’t know how celebrating Athletes, who are already celebrated, really matters. I just know all the gold diggers, athlete fucking groupies, and possible athletes went out to the shit, I don’t know who 90 percent of the girls in attendance were, but here are the best tricks I found with my little to no actual research… #452266592 / gettyimages.com 10 – Kim Johnson #452277588 / gettyimages.com 9 – Draya Michele #452266314 / gettyimages.com 8 – Hannah Cornett #452265040 / gettyimages.com 7- Dara Torres is a Cripple Bitch #452264460 / gettyimages.com 6 – Sydney Leroux #452263076 / gettyimages.com 5- Erin Andrews – We Saw Your Staged Peeper Videos – To Advance Your Career – TRICK #452260994 / gettyimages.com 4- Chrissy Teigen’s Career was Based on Gold Digging Brothers…Rappers or Athletes – Interchangeable.. #452260376 / gettyimages.com 3- Ali Fedotowsky….Dressed Like a Pumpkin…Brother’s Love Pumpkins… #452253476 / gettyimages.com 2- Erin Andrews and Chrissy Teigen – Double Dose of TRICK #452263426 / gettyimages.com The Number 1 Trick at the ESPYS was Destinee Hooker – Because Her Name is So Appropriate CLICK TO SEE PICS OF DANICA PATRICK AT THE ESPYS PRETENDING TO BE A RACECAR DRIVER
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Top 10 Tricks at the ESPY Awards of the Day
