Soooo… We’re just going to do this every year, MTV Europe Awards organizers? Last year, Eva Longoria bust a stupid wack rhyme for to promote the MEAs. It included lyrics like: “I’m Latin, thighs like satin, I’m here to host, I ain’t doin’ no chatting, I’m on TV all over the world, I’m a Desperate Housewife in high heels and pearls.” That apparently went over SO well, that this year, they decided to have Selena Gomez do this: SMH. Kool Herc is somewhere crying right now. So is B-Real from Cypress Hill.
