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Chester French’s Slutty Music Vidoe for “I LOVE BLACK GIRLS” of the Day

A long time ago I got drunk with Chester French. They opened for Gaga in Montreal before she even had an album and for some reason I was there…. They may not admit that they experienced the DrunkenStepfather as I traumatized them by making homeless men flash their penises for a dollar….which is pretty much all I remember about the night….and I haven’t really talked to either of the guys since….except when I was trying to make a Christmas Album that never got off the ground cuz I guess they don’t like me….but I came across this new video they put out called I Love Black Girls….and since I love Black Girls….and naked girls….and all girls….even white girls….who tongue black girls…I had to watch…..and share with you…cuz anyone producing naughty, sleazy videos with hot chicks is a friend of mine…even if those friends don’t answer me when I ask them to invite me to hang with celeb pussy……I guess I can’t blame em…..

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Brooklyn Decker GQ May 2012 Photoshoot Video of the Day

I posted the BROOKLYN DECKER IN GQ PHOTOSHOOT PICTURES the other day…..and now there is a video that will tap into your LIFE GOES ON….Corky with Downs Syndrom if Corky had a tight body and great tits fetish…and in reality she doesn’t look as Downs Syndrom as she has int he past….maybe she’s been cured of it….if anything her body is tight, greased up and amazing…..making my Downs Syndrome joke totally irrelevant and making me look like an idiot…something I am good at….real good at…

http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/flv/90750584.flv

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Brooklyn Decker GQ May 2012 Photoshoot Video of the Day

Malin Ackerman Does Maxim Half Naked of the Day

Malin Akerman is half naked in Maxim….I assume because Maxim is depserate to stay relevant and will take anyone they can get their handsd on…even a bitch who was only popular a couple of years ago because of her fanboy friendly role as a superhero….something Maxim is well aware of…hoping that that she’s got enough of those fanboy fans to buy up enough of their magazine to keep them afloat another month…because fanboy fans, as you know, since you are probably one…..are heavily obsessed, have a hard time letting go, have no social skills and have generally never had sex because they are too busy chronic masturbating and building models…..meaning if they were her fan once…they are her fan always….it is like a marriage…sexless, depressing, one sided, and pretty much a fucking prison sentence….until going to a Comicon, realizing she isn’t the person you built her up to be, making you come to your senses and use your nerd powers to make billions and thus spend the rest of your life banging supermodels…not no name celebs who were once super heros….fuck her…and fuck Maxim too. I bet they try to sue me.

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Malin Ackerman Does Maxim Half Naked of the Day

Demi Lovato Chubby Bi-Polar Bikini Party of the Day

The good thing about bi-polar bitches is that they know they are bi-polar…and as much as I hate people identifying their crazy as an actual disease….seriously, it really bothers me when a bitch is like “I’m bi polar”…..because I know we are all fucking crazy…. But the good ting about bi polar bitches is that the label is just a socially acceptable excuse to be crazy, or a drug addict or sex addict or whatever….which means they can be a lot of fun…..you know cuz they have a “carte blanche” to do whatever the fuck they want…..giving you some excitement if you don’t get too attached….from never knowing what to expect….from smearing feces all over your bedroom, to fucking everyone in sight cuz her vagina doesn’t stop throbbing no matter how hard she fills it, to getting insane calls crying “suicide”…..it just makes for a good time… Now if only this bitch used her highs to run on the fucking treadmill…..and the lows to try to starve herself to death…it would make her bikini pics more fun….I guess she’s medicated and modern science has made her fat and boring….Oh well. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Demi Lovato Chubby Bi-Polar Bikini Party of the Day