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Pregnant Jessica Simpson is a Tank By the Pool of the Day

There are a few things in life I have very little interest in seeing…at least not for sexual purposes….because let’s face it, I don’t get shocked anymore and crave the day I see something that actually makes me gag, or sick to my stomach, or turned on, or really any fucking emotion…because I’m desensitized and the internet stole my soul…..but one of those things is Jessica Simpson, built like a fucking tank, in what may be a pregnant chick bikini top, beause she was obese to start with now she’s obese and pregnant, basically an excuse to fill up on a few extra plates at the breakfast buffet, I’d rather just google her archive of big tits on a small frame before she threw in the towel and became the plus sized garbage truck at the dump from the south that she is. To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Micaela Schaefer Ridiculous Nipple Outfit for Some Premiere of the Day

I posted on this Micaela Shaefer bitch showing up on the red carpet in a ridiculous outfit last week but she’s just got better….. She’s some German attention seeker, trying to get famous, who I am still not quite clear about what she does, but don’t really care about what he does, since being outrageous and half naked is her way of getting noticed, the rest just doesn’t matter…. Showing up to red carpet events Nipples first…is what dreams are made of…you know cuz when she was a little girl practicing her Oscar acceptance speech in the mirror…this is totally how she anticipated her quest for fame to play out….all little girls do….it’s gotta do with being born slut and remaining a slut. To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Sasha Cohen Champion Figure Skater Bikini Top for Twitter of the Day

This is not the same Sasha Cohen who played Borat. This is the one who is some famous skating athlete…..who is posting her pictures of her bra on twitter…because figure skaters, like pro swimmers, are total whores….at least I like to think they are…you know always half naked, fit, traveling around, surrounded by gay dudes….especially after spending many sunday afternoons jerking off to figure skating because it was on the only channel I had – pre internet….all that panty flashing and camel toe like it was their job….all acrobatic and flexible….pornographic and amazing….

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Sasha Cohen Champion Figure Skater Bikini Top for Twitter of the Day