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Whitney Cummings in a Bikini of the Day

Whitney Cummings pulled off a scam – she was an aspiring actor who couldn’t get work – so she jumped into comedy because you can pull off comedy when you have a pussy – without needing to be that funny. I don’t like funny girls…especially when they aren’t funny to begin with and just joke around about sucking dick and dating…..because they are pandering to women who can relate and dudes who like staring at their tits. I find it some try hard bullshit that is just marketed as funny because they slept with the right person…or because they have tits….and aren’t quite talented enough to make it outside of comedy…not quite hot enough to make it outside of comedy…but she was clever enough to take those cummings deposited in her to become a producer on a bunch of hit shows, so she’s rich as fuck, and living the good life in a bikini…that’s really not as bad as it could be…because luckily it’s not Amy Schumer…a monster doing the same hustle…being celebrated in GQ UK…but garbage…offensive…disgusting…as fuck….but loved by the media…god knows why…. Here’s Whitney Cummings…. The post Whitney Cummings in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jena Sims Me in my Place of the Day

Jena Sims is some Beauty Pageant winner – or contestant – she did Miss Georgia Teen USA back when she was a teen, and I guess since those glory days of pageantry weirdness, she’s made her way to LA, with what may or may not be a broken down face, I can’t tell, I’m too busy looking at her ass…to post half naked for Esquire’s Me in My Place, and I’m all for a good wholesome Southern ass…. Ok…I’ll google her now….she’s 25, she’s an aspiring actor who plead Hooker #2 in the movie “Best Night Ever”…I guess someone more high profile got Hooker #1…I mean her IMDB reads like a list of nothing roles making me wonder if this is actually for Esquire…I don’t think it is… But I’ll post her ass anyway, because I am in too deep and because everyone deserves a shot, especially when they take off their clothes for it. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Elena Satine Naked in Magic City of the Day

I’ve never seen the show Magic City, apparently it’s about Miami in the late 50s, a time when Miami was probably just as Cuban, which is probably why they made the show, knowing that Cubans would watch it obsessively… I’ve never heard Elena Satine, but I am quickly become a fan of her work, all naked and dressed like Marilyn, someone get this chick an Oscar, I believe her struggle…and the depth of her character…and by depth of her character…I mean her bra size… I’m always down for an aspiring actor to pay her rent and aspire the naked way…it’s better than working a strip club and who knows, maybe she’ll get famous for her tits, I mean this is a far better strategy than fucking execs as some call girl or some shit, unless of course she’s only here from fucking execs…and who cares if she is, we’re all fucking hookers….it’s human nature…what matters is her nude scene.

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Nathalia Ramos in a Bikini on the Beach of the Day

I’ve done my research on this NATHALIA RAMOS chick the last time she brought her 19 year old tits out in a bikini…. From what I gather from my extensive understanding of girls in staged paparazzi pics, she’s trying to get herself famous, because she is busty, an aspiring actor, cuz really what girl under 25 isn’t an aspirig actor these days…..filled with dreams of fame…and approval from the masses…when all she really has to realize is that she has rich parents, doesn’t need to make it for herself, and might as well just get topless for free to make some noise because I wan to see how this shit hangs without the whole build up of doing straight to DVD roles for the next 5 years before her broken dreams and feelings of failure take her to that dark place…. I guess her young, naive, feelings that she’s got a chance are kinda cute…but I prefer a more realistic approach to this kind of shit…especially when packing tits…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Paris Hilton Stalker Fail of the Day

The story is that Paris Hilton has a stalker…..I know it is already not believable…cuz 98 percent of the world forgets Paris Hilton exists…but apparently she does, and motherfucker has a restraining order against him that he just violated. His name is James Rainford and I’m calling that he’s an aspiring actor hired to play a stalker for this bitch to get some media attention cuz the break-up, miscarriage, and whatever else she’s tried isn’t working…you see cuz we’ve evolved as an audience and scandals don’t phase us anymore…. Seriously, I will bet all my hooker money on the fact that this story is a complete fucking lie….and I don’t use my hooker money negligently…I make sure every penny is allocated to the proper pussy…not just thrown away, espeially not over Paris Hilton bottom feeding trash….he is a staffer doing it for some money, some fame, and I bet the police are in on it too….Hollywood is a fucking lie… But if he was seriously her stalker, he failed, cuz he shoulda killed her off when he had a chance, maybe even make a “Weekend at Bernie’s” sex tape with her, cuz as a stalker he should want to try to make the public love her like he loves her…you know giving us the best of both worlds, knowing we all hate her, that’s the only way….But none of that matters cuz it is all fake.

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Britney’s Ex-Friend Accused of Psychotic Stalking

Filed under: Britney Spears , Sam Lutfi , Celebrity Justice Sam Lutfi — the infamous ex-friend of Britney Spears — has just been slapped with a restraining order accusing him of nothing short of psychotic and extremely dangerous behavior. Samuel Barth — an aspiring actor/model — claims Lutfi developed such… Read more

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