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Now that reality TV personality, I almost said star but stopped myself, Kristin Cavallari is engaged she’s joined a pretty elite list of hotties that I will never have sex with…. Ever. I’ve heard that some women actually get engaged just to get on that list. That’s how exclusive it is…. Wait, this is making me look bad isn’t it? Anyhow, here she is showing off her fancy ass engagement ring. Whooptidoo!