Tag Archives: barely-notcied

Vote for Kayden Kross of the Day

Posted on August 25, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I hate Spike, but I love Kayden Kross, so before I get started I want everyone to know I am doing this for her and not for them. She hit me up saying she entered some contest with Spike asking me to vote for her and as I looked around at the other girls and thought it was a fucking crime that she wasn’t winning, because based on her look, her pics and her video she’s got it going on and the other girls are ghetto, cheesy trash they found at the Ed Hardy discount bin

See original here:
Vote for Kayden Kross of the Day

→ Leave a comment

Posted in Celebrities, Gossip, Hot Stuff, Sex

Tagged , , , , , , , , ,

Mena Suvari and her Forehead in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on August 25, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The fascinating thing about Mena Suvari is that she must be 40 years old by now, but she’s still got the upper body of a 12 year old and the ass of a stallion…wait…that sounded kinda gay…what I was trying to say is that her ass is all firm and round and amazing like it was when she hit puberty….and it is weird because when she was in the America Pie movies and she was put up against Tara Reid and Shannon Elizabeth I barely notcied her and the only reason I did was because of the way her alien-lookin’ forehead reflected the light blinded me and reminded me of a night a fell asleep on the train tracks and was rudely awaken by some cop shining his flashlight in my fucking face, before he beat the fuck out of me, but look at her now….

Read the original:
Mena Suvari and her Forehead in a Bikini of the Day

→ Leave a comment

Posted in Celebrities, Gossip, Hot Stuff, Sex

Tagged , , , , , , ,