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Kate Upton Tweets Her Tits of the Day

I hate TWITTER ….It just doesn’t make sense why I’d want to read the rants of every idiot on TWITTER who thinks people care about what he has to say or some fucking joke that disappears and gets lost within seconds cuz everyone is being flooded by everyone else’s annoying, useless, often times totally irrelevant thoughts…..It’s just noise and it annoys me. The only thing good about TWITTER is that it is taking over the paparazzi’s job, cuz celeb bitches are using it as their unofficial fan club, even if I’d rather they be using me as an unofficial fan club, and/or toilet, and/or vibrator, and/or something to breast feed…. So here is Kate Upton showing off her fat arms….that compliment her fat tits…and that one day her ass and belly will catch up to…just as soon as the metabolism slows down…making her whole Carl’s Jr shit yesterday pretty risky business…playing with serious fire….wondering how many burgers she downed and how long her metabolism can keep up….

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Kate Upton Tweets Her Tits of the Day

Real Hot Bike Rental Video of the DAy

Best bike rentals in the globe. from Stason bros. on Vimeo . Some things are better with half naked hipster chicks dyking out……especially bike rental videos….every single commercial on TV….and well as every single thing I experience in my life should play out like that….I am going to work on making that happen…cuz the world is filled with too many uptight prude chicks unwilling to suck a handlebar, too busy complaining about your weight, your household income, who is gonna take the kids to school and you know what…that fucking sucks…but this….this is amazing….hipster Russian who are well versed with the sex trade…changing the face of what we jerk off to…..HOT. If you’re a hipster girl willing to get naked – feel free to email me so we can have sex.

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Real Hot Bike Rental Video of the DAy