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Justin Bieber Treats a Phone Like it was Selena Gomez of the Day

Everyone’s favorite illuminati Canadian from Youtube turned bratty weird pants wearing pop star with an ego because let’s face it, he’s Justin Bieber and bigger than god…more importantly, unlike most child stars, he’s still around…they usually fall off after society turns on them…you know locked up with a drug addiction self destructing in a hotel room in Los Angeles…and not still on stage….on stage shoving Cell Phones down his pants and throwing it away, like he did with Selena Gomez…and his tampons…once a month…because anything dressed like this has got to have a vagina…even if said vagina is a man-pussy that Usher has frequented back when they signed their first contract…where at least one of the line items stipulated “You can’t sue me for sexual harassment or molestation”…cuz when millions of dollars are involved and a mother doesn’t really care about anything but those millions…those things can be overlooked…we call it the Disney Clause…

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Justin Bieber Treats a Phone Like it was Selena Gomez of the Day

Saskia De Brauw, Jessica Hart and Georgia May Jagger for LOVE Magazine of the Day

Models Saskia De Brauw, Jessica Hart and Georgia May Jagger are in their underwear or bikini bottoms on the streets for Love magazine, because Love magazine is so edgy and intense and crazy really make revolutionary social commentary on the state of the world we live in by using models no one really gives a fuck about, except maybe Georgia May cuz she’s an heir to Mick, or Jessica Hart because she’s Gold Mining Greek Billionaire Stavros the Paris Hilton Herpes Carrier…. I don’t know what that social commentary is, but figure it’s got to do with girl with the cowboy hat on has some pretty loose skinned cellulite legs and an ass that looks like it is eating itself…even after photoshop…I guess they are telling me that skinny’s hot when it’s tight and fit and not slim fat and sloppy…

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Saskia De Brauw, Jessica Hart and Georgia May Jagger for LOVE Magazine of the Day