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George W. Bush secretly visits Ft. Hood victims

The Bushes entered and departed the sprawling military facility in secret, having told the base commander they did not want press coverage of their visit, a source told Fox News.

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Kendra Wilkinson Loves Quickies, Hates Hef’s Whores

Take note, Kourtney Kardashian. This is how you talk about pregnancy! While one E! reality star is boring the public to death with mundane details about her knocked up state (the latest: Kourtney might live in the suburbs !), another is letting fans in on the exciting details of impending motherhood.

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Kendra Wilkinson Loves Quickies, Hates Hef’s Whores

Naomi Campbell Flases Her Bikini Bottoms of the Day

Summer is almost over and I haven’t seen nearly enough bikinis, so this weekend I am planning on finding the nearest beach, where girls will be in bikinis and where I will be hiding in the bushes watching. People always ask me why I insist on hiding in the bushes because they find it weird and I tell them it is a lot less weird than masturbating in public, if anything masturbating in public is frowned upon and enough to get a motherfucker arrested so we keep it behind the brush like some Vietnam war vet reliving the days in the jungle.

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Naomi Campbell Flases Her Bikini Bottoms of the Day