Heidi Klum is quirky, silly, fun, and 40 with 100 kids with Seal and other men, because she’s just that kind of sex addict, who doesn’t use protection because her fetish is probably cream pie, but I can assume, based on the 100 kids with Seal.. I can also assume that Seal, the big Lupus scar ridden African beast with the voice of an Angel, like some kind of Disney movie, was also a fetish, because there is no way that motherfucker didn’t destroy her pussy…. I guess it’s all part of being German…and for anyone who’s been to any german sex clubs…you’ll know the pragmatic, rule following people, kind of lose their shit…literally…all over each other…when the sun goes down…it’s the basis of that German scat porn…and possibly Nazi Germany, but no one likes talking about that…so SHHHHHHHHHH Here she is getting a facial…. Here she is promoting her underwear…. A video posted by Heidi Klum (@heidiklum) on Aug 18, 2015 at 6:57am PDT The post Heidi Klum Gets Spanked on Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I think we can all agree that Kylie Jenner is busted up… She was just the latest jailbait hype that everyone was excited about when she turned 18…because it meant she could legally blossom into her own porn career like her older sister….who created their empire using the media intelligently, even though talking to these idiots, you’d think there was nothing intelligent about them, but I guess spoiled brats know how to get what they want, even if they have to use their pussies to get it..something every single one of the family members, even the monster one, has done… She’s not hot….it’s all for show, a show that people were distracted by and sucked into, knowing this one fucks her black older boyfriend while being underage, yet dude didn’t get arrested for it, meanwhile I have heard stories of 19 year olds getting charged as sex offenders for fucking their 17 year old girlfriends…in their small towns thanks to Jesus and angry parents..but still… So seeing her pose like this may make you think “oh well at least she has tits, I guess cuz she’s thick, built like a video vixen for black men, like so many young girls these days, because of the hormones in the food”….or you’re thinking, “why she’s orange, her parents are both white, sure one of them turned into a woman, but that doesn’t make you orange and the other has an evil uterus from hell that created all these things people obsess over, but that doesn’t make you orange either”…. But people care…because she’s the young Kardashian…and she’s doing what she is meant to…all bad make up and possibly sloppy plastic surgery…looking 40…. Even though people shouldn’t care….and here she is in Galore…posing….because that’s what these idiots do.. I feel like if one of them said “I want to be an academic” or “I want to be a doctor”…she’s gets laughed out of the room, because she’s already a marketable product, who doesn’t need to do anything, just sit and pout that doughy permanent pouty face…. Keep in mind she’s 18, these are by Terry Richardson, Directed by the people at Galore….so this is the single best shoot of her life, she will never look hotter than this, it’s all down hill from here, and that’s pretty depressing for her, but who cares about her, she’s rich. Here are the pics… Via Click Here The post Kylie Jenner Looks Busty and 40 in Galore of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
