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Katherine Heigl in a Bikini of the Day

Katherine Heigl is a sloppy pile of dumpy shit that I don’t really understand why she became famous in the first place, but I guess these things happen when you scam properly…or she fucked the right people…or she was hooked up… Now she’s posing in a bikini, and not looking like the sloppy pile of shit I usually see her as, because I guess she’s decided to lose the baby weight she was rocking before ever being pregnant…or maybe she’s figured out her angles…for social media…or maybe she uses a Kardashian app before updating her page… All this to say, that she’s the kind of girl who was celebrated for her tits, up on some Kate Upton level of shit, because America is tit obsessed and forgets to look at the rest of a girl when showing off tits, but she’s never really been naked or if she has I’ve blocked it out thanks to her gut… So here she is in a bikini, hiding that dumpy ass, because it makes her better than way…not to mention she’s a mom, and this is appropriate mom behvior, you know raging by the pool with no baby in sight…. The post Katherine Heigl in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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The Slow Motion Big Titty Jog of the Day

I guess her name is Lindsey Pelas…and she’s going viral. She already had over 700k followers…so she’s about to be the Jen Selter of tits…. She’s a self proclaimed “Genetically Gifted” girl…I think she’s just smart enough to whore out them tits in a slow motion jog….it won’t lead to a massive career, but millions of people will watch it…and sometimes that’s enough to get a quality sugar daddy….because let’s face it, that’s all she’s really good for…breast feeding rich men and their illegit kids alike… I am a fanof ridiculouslness, even when it borderlines gross…I mean I can’t tell if she’s hot, or plastic, interesting, or just big dumb disgusting tits…. I am blinded by a porn looking girl with the dumbest fucking tits, and here are some pics from her instagram…to drive her classiness home… The post The Slow Motion Big Titty Jog of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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