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Jennifer Lopez Titties in Red for Vogue of the Day

Fuck J.Lo. I hate this bitch and I have no idea why I am posting pictures of her photoshopped, push up bra tits…I can only blame my self destructive behavior and self-hatred….punishing myself by getting behind some over-hyped, underserving cunt, who pays people to call her the most beautiful person in the world….and by people I mean the magazine…and the whole lie is fucking offensive….I don’t see why she doesn’t just fucking retire and age gracefully, these old tired cunts killing it into their 50s….take your fucking money and relax….even if your egos and attention craving needs are screaming to be on stage….retire…we don’t want to fucking see your stupid face…at least I don’t…except when I feel like punishing myself….like right now…. Here’s the video if you care….and you shouldn’t.

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Jennifer Lopez Titties in Red for Vogue of the Day

Kate Middleton Possible Royal Cameltoe of the Day

I know this isn’t a real cameltoe…..it’s a fucking stretch to call it that…but we’re all allowed to dream…I mean Kate Middleton had a dream when she was a litle girl that one day she’d be a princess living in a palace…with servants tending to her every need…and look what happened to her….in this cinderella middle class trash story from rags to riches…that inspires me to dream a little dream of the fabric of her jeans jacked inside her pussy that I can only assume is unscathed thanks to royalty being primarily homosexual except for when it comes to making babies….and that doesn’t bother her…they have an understanding and she’ll just masturabte to climax instead…in her gold plated place tub….cuz the money and status far outweighs personal relationship and dick….true story. To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Kate Middleton Possible Royal Cameltoe of the Day