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Erin Heatherton Must Smell Real Good

So I know I said Erin Heatherton looked a little “thick” the last time we saw her and I’d like to officially apologize, because the Victoria’s Secret hottie was looking great at the launch party for some new cologne called Curve Sport. I bet she smells great too, but until they invent Smell-O-Vision for laptops, I can’t say for sure. I tried putting my nose right up to my screen, but the only thing I got was the smell of old pizza and dirty laundry and a headache. » view all 11 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Erin Heatherton Must Smell Real Good

So I know I said Erin Heatherton looked a little “thick” the last time we saw her and I’d like to officially apologize, because the Victoria’s Secret hottie was looking great at the launch party for some new cologne called Curve Sport. I bet she smells great too, but until they invent Smell-O-Vision for laptops, I can’t say for sure. I tried putting my nose right up to my screen, but the only thing I got was the smell of old pizza and dirty laundry and a headache. » view all 11 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Kelly Brook’s Cleavage Can Sell Anything

According to my sources, this Kelly Brook commercial I just watched 10 times is for some new perfume she designed called “Audition.” Even though I was pretty sure it was an ad for her amazing cleavage, which is weird, because I didn’t think that was for sale. (Believe me, I’ve tried.) So I guess the perfume thing makes more sense. Either way, it gave me the brilliant idea to launch my own signature scent. Only I don’t think anyone wants to buy a cologne called Eau de Tuna, especially not if it’ll smell like stale pizza and the same sweatpants I’ve been wearing all week. Hmm, back to the drawing board I guess.

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Kelly Brook’s Cleavage Can Sell Anything