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Twilight Video Sums Up Everything Wrong With Movie in Six Minutes

Twilight was massively successful, wildly popular, frequently looked down upon and critically lambasted, all at the same time. A paradox, no doubt. Still, whichever camp you’re in, you should be able to appreciate this video summarizing everything wrong with the movie in six minutes of less. As various gaffes, contradictions, inaccuracies and things that just plain make no sense pile up, the Sin Counter keeps track. How high will it go?! Everything Wrong With Twilight in Six Minutes Wrote CinemaSins, the comedians responsible for this piece of online gold: “You demanded it, and we suffered through watching it multiple times.” “We’re scarred for life, but here’s your sins video for Twilight.” It’s likely no surprise to Twilight critics (or even fans) that most of the 113 “sins” tabulated here come to us courtesy of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart . None of them involve Rupert Sanders, however.

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Twilight Video Sums Up Everything Wrong With Movie in Six Minutes

Hey, Canada: Ann Coulter Is a Joke [Comedians]

Ann Coulter has made a bit of news lately for barely escaping death at the hands of hundreds of angry Canadian students, of all things. Tonight she actually offered them some good advice: Don’t take her seriously. Hundreds of protesters greeted Ann Coulter when she arrived at the University of Ottawa Tuesday night as part of an extensive bile-spewing tour. Due to “public safety” concerns, Ann’s speech was called off. She talked about this on Bill O’Reilly tonight and made a convincing case for why, even though we support the idea of Ann Coulter not talking as much as possible, it was sort of dumb for these protesters to confront her like she was an important serious person: No, she is a joke. And she said as much on O’Reilly. For example, she explained tonight to O’Reilly that the much-hyped clip of her telling a Muslim student to “take a camel” instead flying was a joke. (This was itself a reference to a previous joke suggestion that Muslims take “flying carpets” instead of airplanes.) A vile, racist joke: But a joke! And when O’Reilly asked her about allegations of hate speech against her, she said (1:03), “Funny that a lot of my most hateful speech are things I never said. Or they’re jokes, that’s what they usually are.” Terrible, racist jokes. And then, she went on to make another one of these jokes: “Seven Imams were threatening to boycott Northwest Airlines… I just pointed out how ironic it was that the Imams were threatening to boycott airlines, and if all Muslims boycotted airlines we could dispense with airport security altogether.” And Bill O’Reilly actually laughed at her, because Ann Coulter’s success is, basically, as a conservative comedian. Without the hilarious jokes that offend Canadians and liberals, she’d just be another one of Fox News’ boring talking blond heads. (Have you noticed how many there are!?) We would like think the country that gave us “Kids in the Hall” and “Trailer Park Boys” has a better sense of humor than Bill O’Reilly. So the next time this hateful banshee swoops down upon your frozen land, we suggest that instead of staging protests fit for a G8 Summit, you engage in the time-honored practice of audiences confronted with hacky, racist comedians everywhere: Get drunk and heckle her off the stage. This is really the only level of discourse appropriate, and it’s a lot more fun! Here’s the full interview:

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Night at the Sqwuaksbury

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Work Out Fail

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Unfiltered Couple: Pick-Up Lines

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New Moon in a Minute (Parody)

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Louis C.K.’s Last Chance

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Brutal Thoughts with Jack Black #8 – Affirmation

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Zero Budget Superhero Movie

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One Trick Pony

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