Don’t you hate it when you run to the grocery store real quick to pick up one or two items and you jump into the express lane only to get stuck behind some old person who clearly has more than 12 items? Yeah, I hate it too. The only time it’s okay to use the express lane without the correct number of items is when you are purchasing a sexy Gwyneth Paltrow. … read more
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Gwyneth Paltrow Changes The Meaning Of Express Lane