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Here’s Nicole Scherzinger wrapped up nice and tightly in her sexy little dress on her way to what I can only imagine is a really expensive dinner or something like that. I’m jealous. Not because she gets to enjoy a tasty meal, but because I want to be the one who’s wrapped tightly around her sexy body. It’s not fair. I can be fashionable, I’ll get a nice tan, cover myself in baby oil so I look all dark and shiny and I’ll wrap myself around her amazing figure. It’ll look great, trust me. Women everywhere will want to be wearing the latest blogger. Call me.