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Kelly Brook Is Getting Squishy

I know I haven’t done a post on  Kelly Brook in a while, but as one of the OG busty hot nobodies, Kelly’s always going to have a special place in my heart. And my pants region. So I’ll keep putting up her swimsuit pictures, even if it looks like she’s starting to get a little chunky these days. Hey, I’m not trying to be mean. I say that out of love. I just want the best for her. Because that also happens to be what’s best for me and the Little Tuna.

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Kelly Brook Is Getting Squishy

Dove Cameron Needs To Sex It Up

I keep waiting for  Dove Cameron here to ditch her whole Disney star image and start living up to her true hottie potential. And it looks like I’m going to have to keep waiting, because even though all the ingredients for a good photoshoot are here (AKA a busty hottie and a bed), the only way this photoshoot for the July issue of The Coveteur could get any more wholesome is if Dove was drinking a big glass of warm milk. Oh well. Better luck next time. » view all 14 photos

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Dove Cameron Needs To Sex It Up