Part of the reason I don’t have friends is because they are historically fucking assholes who either use you, use your time, ask you for favors and all around just fucking annoy you and try to embarrass you every chance they get…that is why I am a lone soldier in life… That said, here is a dude getting it on with one of the hookers at the bachelor party they are on a boat for, and his friend, despite having paid for the hooker, decide to shoot fireworks at the motherfucker, because that’s what asshole friends do..
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Asshole Friends of the Day
