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Testicle-Eating Fish: Spotted, Caught in Sweden

Cross your legs, male readers. We have some breaking fish news out of Sweden. A local fisherman surprised animal experts in that country last week when he caught a pacu in the Øresund channel. This relative of the piranha is known as a “ball cutter” because, well… “There have been incidents in other countries, such as Papua New Guinea, where some men have had their testicles bitten off,” said Henrik Carl, a fish expert at a Danish museum, speaking to an English-language newspaper in Sweden, adding: “They bite because they’re hungry, and testicles sit nicely in their mouth.” Man. And we thought Taylor Swift was a man eater. Testicle-Eating Fish Caught in Sweden Pacus can can grow to up to 90 centimeters and weigh 25 kilograms. This is the first time one has been caught in Europe. In related news, we will now be canceling our snorkeling trip to Sweden.

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Dads Take Daughters to One Direction Concert, Would Rather Be Anywhere Else

Take note, One Direction fans. And remember to buy your dad something extra special next Father’s Day. Jamie Lee Curtis Taete, West Coast Editor of VICE, has posted a handful of hilarious images to Instagram, each depicting a father who has taken his little girl (or boy, no judgment here!) to a One Direction concert… only to end up with his eyes closed or his head down. And with ear plugs firmly in place either way. Not even Harry Styles Twerking will turn this event into a pleasant one for dear old dad. Check out the following pics and video and, come on, young girls: You can do bette than a tie next June! One Direction Dads: Totally Miserable!

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Dads Take Daughters to One Direction Concert, Would Rather Be Anywhere Else