If we know anything about Reese Witherspoon, is that the woman enjoys knocking back a drink or twelve. We’ve all seen the video of Reese getting arrested while drunkenly screaming at a cop. And then there’s the video of drunk Reese offering sex advice to Cara Delevingne, which is a sequel that’s superior to the original in many ways. Kinda like The Godfather II of drunk Reese Witherspoon footage. Reese Witherspoon Drunk But it’s been months since we’ve heard about Reese getting bombed in public, and she’s currently going full-tilt, campaigning for an Oscar nomination for her role in Wild. So you may think she’s been keeping her pointy chin nose clean. You would be wrong: Star magazine reports that Reese recently showed up to a late-morning charity event and proceeded to get thoroughly sh-tfaced in front of some pearl-clutching ladies who lunch: “When Reese arrived, she seemed uneasy and apprehensive,” says one witness. “As Reese kept drinking, she started to feel more comfortable and got a lot chattier. She was bouncing around in her seat and entertaining the table.” Sources say Reese knocked back three glasses of wine before noon, which may not sound like much, but it’s important to bear in mind that Reese weighs 11 pounds. Sadly, at this time, there’s no video of Reese elfishly bouncing in her seat and sloshing pinot grigio all over her horrified table-mates. 17 Things Girls Say and Do When They’re Drunk 1. That’s My Jam! When you’re drunk in the club (or on the way to the club), EVERY SONG is your jam.
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Reese Witherspoon: Drunk BEFORE NOON at Charity Luncheon?!
