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Britney Spears and Her Tits in White Cuz She’s Pure of the Day

You know a tit’s not too perky when shit hangs in a shirt like some kind of half-full, or half empty, depending on whether you are an optimist or pessimist. You know when it looks like her tits are spread on her chest like fuckin’ peanut butter on toast

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Britney Spears and Her Tits in White Cuz She’s Pure of the Day

Denise Richards is Dumpy as Shit of the Day

I know you watch Wild Things on repeat because you love seeing Kevin Bacon’s cock and like pretending you like seeing Neve Campbell and Denise RIchards dyke out over and over again, because you are a closet case. I’m just happy that shit was filmed a bunch of years ago because lets face it, seeing her naked now would be a lot less exhilerating and a lot more like watching your mom fuck, only with a few more STDs since no one in Hollywood uses condoms and everyone in Hollywood is disgusting, especially when they were in Bon Jovi before they were in Denise Richards’ groupie pussy.

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Denise Richards is Dumpy as Shit of the Day