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Megan Fox Classes Up The Hotness

Here’s Megan Fox the other night at the premiere of the movie…. I want to say ‘Something with Kids’? I don’t really know what it’s called, I’m never going to go see it so it doesn’t really matter, but she’s looking pretty damn classy. She’s got the stripper tattoos all covered up, the douche husband isn’t anywhere in site, and she’s wearing an old school looking evening gown that really highlights her hotness. I’d like to rub my testicles all over it. And…. There it is.

Katy Perry Flashes Some Secret Cleavage

It looks like Katy Perry thought she could slip some fashionable cleavage passed me as she heads to some fashion show in Paris the other day. I don’t think so princess, my cleavage radar even works over in Europe. Nice try. Fine, it’s not the easiest cleavage to catch under all that lace and fancy materials she’s wearing, but I can still spot it and still find a way to motorboat it. Call me.

Katy Perry Flashes Some Secret Cleavage

It looks like Katy Perry thought she could slip some fashionable cleavage passed me as she heads to some fashion show in Paris the other day. I don’t think so princess, my cleavage radar even works over in Europe. Nice try. Fine, it’s not the easiest cleavage to catch under all that lace and fancy materials she’s wearing, but I can still spot it and still find a way to motorboat it. Call me.