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Kate Upton Should Hire Me As Her Ass Man

There are a whole lot of really good jobs out there in the world, jobs that make you wish you spent more time studying or more time at the driving range, but I don’t think there can be anything better than being the butt man on a supermodel bikini photoshoot. Here’s some lucky bastard with his grubby hands al over Kate Upton’s perfect booty in some hot little Twitter pictures. I don’t know what the hell a butt man does, but I want in.

Some Nice Jennifer Lopez Side Boobage

I’m not sure how old Jennifer Lopez is now, but banging a young dude seems to really agree with her. Here she is looking good at the What To Expect While You’re Expecting premiere last night. I like it. Especially because I’m getting a pretty solid look at some quality cougar sideboob. Nicely done. Is she even a cougar yet? Who cares, she’s older, she’s hot and her boobs are falling out of her dress. #meetmeinthehottub