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Aubrey Plaza Talks About Masturbating on Conan of the Day

I don’t know who Aubrey Plaza is…but now I do and all because she is talking about masturbating, and proves that despite not being hot in any way beyond having a vagina, I can still get interested enough to listen to her talk about masturbating…because girls masturbating is a fetish of mine, probably because growing up, every girl denied ever doing it, but now, thanks to progressive society and the internet, every girl doesn’t just admit it, but usually goes into detail about it, giving me something to masturbate, in a masturbation circle of fucking life that just never ends because everyone is too busy masturbating.

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Behati Prinsloo’s Victoria’s Secret Boring Pics of the Day

Boring. The highlight of this girl’s life, other than being tall and skinny enough for Victoria’s Secret to lock her down in a contract, where she poses half naked in seriously dull, uninspired pics, that girls everywhere aspire they could be, because that’s just how well Victoria’s Secret marketing is done…is that she feels important enough to land a popstar/rockstar dude because for some reason these models think they need a popstar to validate their existence. It’s like modeling isn’t enough, now they need A-Lister cock to really believe in themselves…in an “I’m a model….I only want dudes who fuck models who other girls want to fuck and who the media love”…which I guess makes sense, but doesn’t make me like them any better, especially when the dude of choice is Adam Levine, because let’s face it, he’s the fucking worst…. All I see is groupie pussy…everywhere… I hate that shit unless it is groupie-ing on me….which happens…once in a while…cuz bloggers are the new rockstars…fools.

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