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Pigeon Tries, Fails to Rest on Escalator

Pigeons. These avian creatures of cities and suburbia go out of their way to fight their way indoors, where they clearly don’t belong but where it’s warm and dry. But then, instead of settling in an ornamental tree or shrub, or just hanging out up in the rafters, they decide to rest on … the railing of an escalator? Idiots. Pigeon on Escalator Even funnier? Certain blondes don’t get how these things work either.

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Pigeon Tries, Fails to Rest on Escalator

Lucy Pinder, Holly Peers, Rosie Jones, Sophie Reade Titties for Nuts of the Day

Here’s a bunch of pictures straight out of the pages of some UK magazine that loves big titties as much as you….actually they probably like big titties more than you….because big titties make them a fucking fortune…because they suck you in with them…like any typical whore looking for some kind of sugar daddy, something none of us will ever experience because we’re loser dirt bags, and girls only talk to us if they are hookers….or obeses and looking for husbands to fight their lonliness….we suck, these tits don’t, fuck you.

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Lucy Pinder, Holly Peers, Rosie Jones, Sophie Reade Titties for Nuts of the Day