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I like Drew Barrymore’s strategy to distract us from her face by wearing a fuckin’ bow tie like she’s Porky Pig in a bikini top. I’ve never found her hot, I mean other than when she was in ET but whenever I saw that now I get creepy fucking looks, because people don’t get that I was only a couple years older than her at the time and I didn’t wanna bang her, I just thought she’d grow into something I’d want to fuck when we both hit puberty and not something that looks like a fuckin’ pig in a fuckin’ bow tie

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Drew Barrymore’s Bikini Top and Bow Tow Weirdness of the Day