Hannah Davis is 23 and looks like she’s 40. She’s from the Caribbean and was just in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition, which may make people wonder “how does a bitch get into SI Swimsuit”…the answer is pretty simple and you can turn to their models of the past for the answer… The first way into SI Swimsuit is date a pro athlete, like Brooklyn Decker, Irina Shayk, and bunch of other bitches. The second is be a Guess girl, because Guess has SI Editors by the labias for some reason…. Hannah Davis took option one, as she’s officially Dating Derek Jeter, like some kind of groupie, catcher’s mitt of a pussy, that thanks to Derek Jeter’s known past lovers includes herpes…a great thing to get at 23…and small tradeoff for career…I mean they have Valtrex for that, it’s not like it’s aids, it’s just gross….even if everyone in Hollywood has it… Here she is in GQ, probably very happy I am posting on her…
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Hannah Davis for GQ of the Day
