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Lady Gaga’s Disgusting On Stage See Thru of the Day

I think Lady Gaga is the worst Madonna impersonator of all time. I’ve seen actually trannies, not cunts who stuff their panties to be controversial and get noticed, who do a better job of it than her…. I know for a fact, due to insider info that the label was looking for a new Madonna to connect and inspire the growing demographic of homos and fat chicks who need someone to make them feel good about being who they are, gay or ugly freaks…. And I find it boring…It’s like everything she does is a cry for attention, and it works for her, but it doesn’t mean it doesn’t annoy a whole other group of people, and my fingers are crossed that one of those people she annoys, pulls a John Lennon schizo shoot her outside her house, hustle…because let’s face it…she’d deserve it…. Here she is on Kimmel, in a thong, I won’t post the video…but I will say that 2 years ago, Gaga was in Toronto at some after party with Perez that I snuck into, she was at a booth surrounded by security, so I drunkenly decided to reach around her security to grab her ass….repeatedly, passionately, and even violently….she didn’t notice, and I was doing this for at least 5 minutes….and unfortunately….it really wasn’t even all that bad….it was juicy and lovely…but that doesn’t mean I don’t still want her to disappear…it just means….she has one redeeming quality….until I find out she is in fact a man and that I was fondeling a man’s ass…which is always possible…who cares…

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Kristin Cavallari’s Got Tit of the Day

I am pretty sure Kristin Cavallari got implants. I can only assume it was in efforts to make herself a little more relevant…you know since she hardly matters…but I could be wrong…you know maybe she just changed her birth control pill…or maybe she gains her weight in her titties…or maybe…just maybe…this is what they always looked like..I just didn’t bother noticing…cuz she doesn’t fucking matter…but they do look rounder, bigger, fuller and like they hang better…and implants are the low level girl’s answer to getting noticed…and I guess it worked…cuz here I am pondering her tits…which is coincidentally also one of my lowest points in my life…

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