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Woman Attacked By Gang of Cats: "Not Zombie Apocalypse"

We all know that cats aren’t the most friendly (just check out this cat’s indifference to its owner returning ), but this story just confirms what we already believed. A woman in France was out walking her dog last weekend when all of a sudden a roaming gang of street cats attacked her. No need for knives in this fight, the cats tore the women’s limbs like chicken for salad with their claws. They even nicked an artery. An artery! The dog, being a typical poodle, was useless and had to be treated for injuries by a local veterinarian. Is this attack a sign of things to come in feline/human relations? Absolutely not, says veterinarian behaviorist, Valarie Dramard, “Cats are not the new zombies of the apocalypse. They are (very) simply territorial and unfriendly with unknown species.” I realize that Ms. Dramard is likely an educated expert in this field, but I’m calling BS. For one thing, there are 7,167,819,600+ humans on this Earth right this moment. Hardly an unknown species. As for the poodle? Well I’m sure there are plenty of those as well. So what we can logically take from this is that this gang of cats wasn’t reacting to an unknown species and therefore is the newest wave in the zombie apocalypse. You have been warned.

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Kim Kardashian Baby Obsession: Absolutely Fabulous!

According to Kris Jenner, Kim Kardashian is not looking absolutely fabulous these days. The reality star still has a lot of baby weight to lose . But sources tell The Sun that Kardashian is hooked on Absolutely Fabulous , a popular British series she watches “during baby feeds and her morning workout.” Aside from finding star Joanna Lumley a source of humor, Kim us also using the program as a distraction. The National Enquirer, after all, details how fed up Kanye West has become with Kris Jenner and her desire to debut North West on her floundering talk show. “He just kept ranting, ‘all Kris cares about is her damn ratings – she never stops promoting!'” a source quotes Kanye was complaining. And all the tension may soon lead to a family break-up. “Kanye swears he wants to get Kim and their baby far, far away from Kris,” alleges this tabloid source. “And it’s just killing Kim! She’s crying her eyes out, fearing she’ll ultimately have to choose between her mom and her man. Kanye’s trying his hardest to stay cool right now because Kim just gave birth, but who knows how long that will last!” Who knows indeed. You do NOT want to make Kanye West angry .

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