Like so many D-list celebs before her, Tamra Barney now has a “leaked sex tape” that’s making the rounds online. Unlike the Kim Kardashians and Paris Hiltons of the world, however, Tamra’s comes with a twist worthy of M. Night Shyamalan. Tamra Barney & Eddie Judge Sex Tape Yes, the whole thing is a bait-and-switch ploy designed to draw attention to Tamra and husband Eddie Judge’s new fitness-related YouTube channel. A lame and obvious joke? Absolutely, but it may also be a marketing stroke of genius. Barney even went so far as to upload the clip as “Tamra and Eddie’s Leaked Sex Tape.” That’s sure to get more hits than “Ad For Tamra’s YouTube Channel.” It’s strange timing for such a bold ad campaign, considering Tamra lost custody of her daughter Sydney earlier this week. Perhaps she’s been waiting to release the suggestive clip until after the court had made its decision? In any, event considering Tamra makes $600,000 a season just for stirring the pot on The Real Housewives of Orange County we’re guessing she won’t be too torn up if her latest venture doesn’t work out the way she’s planned. In fact, it’s possible that profit isn’t even Barney’s main concern. Tamra is a self-described “sexual freak,” and it’s a reputation that she seems to value highly. Releasing a fake sex tape is the second-best way to convince people that you like to get it on. The best way, of course, is to release an actual sex tape. 21 Best Tamra Barney Quotes 1. Why would you trust a chick … View Photo … with boobs bigger than her brain? 2. F–k You! Get the F–k Out! View Photo Sums it up right there. 3. Done. View Photo One word says it all. 4. I Got the Ring, Bitches! Third time’s the charm. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. I Deserve It View Photo You totally do, Tamra Barney Judge. Whatever IT is. 6. Wines By Wives View Photo BECAUSE WINE!! All the wine for the housewives all the time! 7. Who Does That? View Photo No, really? WHO? (One of Tamra’s frenemies, that’s who…) 8. Blame It On The View Photo Ah ah ah ah alcohol…and if you’re a Housewife, there’s a good chance the alcohol is to blame. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. That Explains It View Photo This is why Tamra has such a hard time getting along with the other housewives for longer than a season. 10. Immaculate Conception View Photo Or, well, you know, not so immaculate considering Tamra’s take on how a-holes are born. 11. No Words Necessary View Photo Sometimes Tamra Barney doesn’t need to use her words at all. 12. Hidden Talents View Photo What ELSE does she know how to do, huh? Inquiring minds and all… Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. That’s Irrelevant View Photo This is what you say to that person you really, really don’t care about at all when you want to make them feel really, really unimportant. 14. Bring It On View Photo Or bring THEM on. But maybe don’t put the penises in your ears. That’s…probably not where they go. 15. Ready For Her Close Up View Photo She really DOES wake up looking that fabulous…because she goes to sleep that way. You know, just in case she gets arrested in the middle of the night. 16. Liar Liar Pants on Fire View Photo He’s a lying liar who lies, right Tamra? Right. He totally is. Because Tamra said so. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Lazy View Photo Hmmm, who might Tamra be insulting here? Could be absolutely anybody. 18. Jugs for Jesus View Photo This is probably the best Tamra Barney insult in the history of insults anywhere ever. 19. Jealousy View Photo We’re sure it’s just green with envy, right? (See also: Gross. AND HILARIOUS.) 20. Drag Queen View Photo Who are you talking about Tamra? There are so many options here. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. Probably a B*tch View Photo She’s PROBABLY a bitch. Not definitely. Just probably. Maybe. The End. Up Next: ” 21 Best Tamra Barney Quotes .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
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