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Molly Sims’ Leather Booty Needs Work

Personally I love a woman in leather pants, maybe because it reminds me of my mother, but if you’re going to do it you need to do it right. They need to be black and skin tight to make it work properly. Here’s Molly Sims wearing a somewhat unflattering pair of loose fitting leather pants while doing an interview yesterday. I’m kind of torn with these shots, I know she’s a hottie and that she doesn’t have a sloppy booty, but that one shot just isn’t doing it for me. Tighten those things up before your booty starts to look like a garbage bag full of sand. Please. more pictures of Molly Sims here

Lara Bingle’s Unknown Bikini Pictures

As I’m typing this, I’m still trying to figure out where I know this Lara Bingle hottie from. So far I’ve eliminate yoga class and my hockey team, but I’m still having a hard time. I’m going to have to assume that I’ve masturbated to her in the past, but that’s not exactly narrowing things down is it? Whoever she is, I’ve got these pictures of her having a grand old time frolicking in the ocean in her sexy bikini. I’ve definitely defiled myself to this one. Hot.

Katy Perry Has Lost Her Marbles

What the hell is this? I think that Katy Perry has finally taken her hipster doofus look one step too far. Here she is out buying Cheetos and tabloids at a gas station the other day looking like a crazy bag lady. I’m going to be sick. I don’t get it, she’s one of the hottest popstars on the planet and THIS is how she leaves the house. Doesn’t she have handlers or agents or stylists who should be blocking the exits to what I can only imagine is a massive mansion filled with hundreds o cats and adult diapers? Seriously, she looks like a crazy person. I don’t pretend to be some fashion expert, but I know hot chicks and this is no hot chick. At least show us your big hipster boobs.

Katy Perry’s Sexy Smurfin’ Upskirt

I’m no expert, but I don’t really know if it’s appropriate to be flashing your undies like this at the premiere of a Smurf movie. I’m just saying, it’s a little weird. Not that I really mind, any chance I get to look up a girl like Katy Perry’s skirt I going to take it. Why do you think I have this camera taped to my shoe at all time? I’m actually kind of impressed by this, who knew granny panties could look this good. Well done. more pictures of Katy Perry here

Katy Perry In A Bikini For Rolling Stone

Here’s hipster hottie Katy Perry sexing it up in the pages of Rolling Stone magazine. I don’t care what magazine it’s in, I’m just happy they convinced her to flash those big hipster breasts in a bikini. Of course she can’t just show them off like a normal woman, she has to throw in a few cheeky shots of them wrapped up as Hershey’s Kisses . Those are some chocolates I’d love to find on my pillow every night. I’ve got some behind the scenes video HERE .

Fergie Does Her Thing On The Red Carpet

When I say Fergie is doing her thing on the red carpet, what I mean is Fergie is ruining a perfectly hot body by bringing her busted up old face with her to work the red carpet. But I’m sure you already knew that. Here she is at the premiere of something called Look Like You Give A Damn last night, I don’t know what that means, but she might want to take it to heart. She looks like she waiting in line at a methadone clinic. Show us some skin.

Katy Perry Gives Us A Little Cleavage Peek

Here’s Katy Perry in Germany pushing her new fragrance ‘Purr by Katy Perry’ on pretty much anyone who will listen. I don’t understand why every celebrity wants their on fragrance, it smells a little desperate to me. Anyhow, the good news is that Katy wrapped up her big hipster boobs so tightly in a nice purple dress that they had nowhere to go but to pop out the little cleavage window some clever designer strategically place. I’ll take what I can get.

Katy Perry Gives Us A Little Cleavage Peek

Here’s Katy Perry in Germany pushing her new fragrance ‘Purr by Katy Perry’ on pretty much anyone who will listen. I don’t understand why every celebrity wants their on fragrance, it smells a little desperate to me. Anyhow, the good news is that Katy wrapped up her big hipster boobs so tightly in a nice purple dress that they had nowhere to go but to pop out the little cleavage window some clever designer strategically place. I’ll take what I can get.

Katy Perry’s Hipster Boobs Doing Their Thing

Katy Perry seems to be constantly on tour these days, doesn’t she ever take a break? Here she is during another one of her annoying performances doing her thing in a stupid costume. At least give us a better look at the old hipster boobs, she’s doing alright I guess, but if you’re going to wear something this stupid looking you’ve got to get those girls out there. Actually, even if your not wearing something stupid, those girls need to be exposed.

Katy Perry’s Cleavage Is Missing

Katy Perry has worn some pretty sexy, revealing and slutty outfits over the years, and I love her for it, but this is not one of them. Here she is at some KIISFM party the other day in a lacy dress, not lacy like sexy lingerie lacy, but lacy like grandma’s sunday church dress lacy. My penis is not enjoying this crap at all. Sure she’s a hot piece of ass, but Katy Perry without her hipster boobs falling out is like tonic without gin, who the hell wants that?