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Kylie Jenner Reveals Crippling Fear of Butterflies … Seriously

As we've said before, Kylie Jenner's new show, Life of Kylie, is pretty much the dumbest show in the history of television. It's so dumb that you can actually kind of feel your brain cells dying off while watching it. And it hurts. It's not that we really have anything against Kylie — with her sizzling selfies and her never-ending circus of drama, not to mention all the fun we have speculating on her plastic surgery , we actually love her. But the kind of things she chooses to film for the show, it's just … it's hard to watch. For example, remember when she cried about how hard her life is because people say things about the selfies she chooses to put on the internet? Or when she cried about how she was too busy being rich and famous to go to prom ? Or when she cried about how everyone copied her in having fun hair colors? Life of Kylie basically seems to be comprised of different scenes of Kylie complaining about various things, and it's just not the kind of drama we were hoping for. And, in a new sneak peek for this week's episode, the girl is just proving us right. In the clip, Kylie and a couple of her friends visit the butterfly exhibit at the London Zoo … which is an odd choice, considering that Kylie is sincerely terrified of butterflies. And we're not making fun of her for being afraid of those cute little critters. You can't help what scares you, after all. But what we can make fun of is the choice she made to visit an exhibit specifically for butterflies, and then to film it and air it on national television. “Butterflies are just a part of the secret of Kylie,” she reveals to the camera after the zoo visit. “It's kind of just ironic because I'm terrified — terrified — of butterflies.” What's ironic about it? She never really explains it. She does, however, explain that if you cut a butterfly's wings off and just look at its body, “they're not that pretty.” In all her infinite wisdom, she tells us that a butterfly is “literally a bug.” How has this girl survived for 20 years? Watch the nightmare come alive in the video below:

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Chris Brown on Rihanna: THAT PU$$Y IS MINE!

During his impromptu, head-scratching rant in Hollywood this week, Chris Brown offered some advice for all you guys who want to keep your ladies in line. Chris was partying at Emerson Theatre when he grabbed the mic from the DJ, went off on Drake , and then told the crowd how you gotta talk to your woman. The bizarre spectacle was all captured on video, too. Take a look: Chris Brown Rant on Stage The mercurial singer rants, musically, in the clip, obtained by TMZ: “You GOTTA say that one thing to her, and I made this s**t up … Don’t make me have to tell you again, that’s my p***y baby, so you better not give it away!” “So every person in this motherf**king building, if you got a bad bitch, you better say that s**t to her now, or she might go out and f**k another n***a.” Makes you wonder how his mom feels about this kind of love advice, or if the singer has followed his own infinite wisdom when it comes to Rihanna . Chris Brown. Grammy-winning vocalist. Modern day love guru .

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Chris Brown on Rihanna: THAT PU$$Y IS MINE!