We look back at the five best moments from this week’s episode. By Jim Cantiello Vinny and Paulie D on “Jersey Shore” Photo: MTV We can’t wait for “Jersey Shore” season 45, when the Situation will no doubt begin to resemble Vinny’s Uncle Nino! But for now, we’ll have to settle for the top five moments from this week’s episode. 5. Ain’t Too Proud to Beg The J-Shore boys talk a lot about game, and this week Vinny taught us a new technique in securing dates: beg like a pathetic dog. Ramona said it was “cute” when Vin’s invitation to dinner went like this: “It’s just dinner. Please, please, please, pretty please?” But we’re pretty sure you’re supposed to whisper sweet nothings in girls ears, not whimper. 4. The Ho Equation The aftermath of Vinny and Angelina’s hookup was felt throughout the house. It even made the Situation do math. “You have proven an equation that people have been trying to solve for hundreds of years,” he reasoned. “That when you are nice to a girl, when you take her on four dates, you snuggle with the girl, you buy her gifts, she will not call you. She will play you the f— out. And then she will f— somebody three days later when she’s drunk, with somebody that she hates! Angelina has proven the ho equation!” Yes, the ho equation. Bringing new meaning to the law of syllogism . 3. JWoww’s Mouth Party We’d like to offer $5 goes to anyone who can explain what the hell JWoww was doing with her mouth in the scene that we’ve replayed 20 times already. Fascinating 2. The Italian Feast Vinny’s family came to visit, so you know what that means: home-cooked goodness from Mama Vinny! But like many a good “Top Chef” contestant, Vinny’s mom had a weakness. “And then there’s dessert,” the Situation recalled. “We got milk and we got yodels!” They always crash and burn with the desserts. Always. Vinny’s mom? Please pack your knives and go. 1. The Situation’s Sandwich Pauly booty-called a classy young woman at 6 a.m., and she was supposed to bring along a honey for the Situation. But when she showed up solo, the Sitch was forced to sit this round out. Luckily, he had snacks. What were your high five moments from this week’s “Jersey Shore”? Share them in the comments. Related Videos ‘Jersey Shore’ High Five Highlights Related Photos Jersey Shore (Season 2) | Ep. 8 | Flipbook
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‘Jersey Shore’ High Five: Vinny Fails Dating Math
