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Born on the 4th of July: Mr. Skin’s Girls of Skindependence Day [PICS]

Happy Skindependence Day, everybody! As Americans celebrate with beer, brats and big blockbuster movies this July 4, Skin Central’s got a different type of Triple-B bonanza that’ll make you swell with perv-triotic pride. So join us as we count down a diverse list of beautiful ladies that all have one thing in common-they were born on the 4th of July! The tits don’t lie- super-stacked skinema star Julia Parton really is the biological cousin of mammoth-mammed country singer Dolly Parton . But whether those huge hooters were a birthday gift from God or man, only the Parton family knows. Birthday girl Victoria Abril looks pretty content with a boob in one hand in the comedy French Twist (1996). That’s the kind of birthday present Mr. Skin can get behind! All-American beauty Eva Marie Saint might look like an angel, but this Skindependence Day baby was no saint- just check out her bare breast in Loving (1970). Another classic beauty born on the 4th of July is Gina Lollobrigida . Though she hails from skinful Italy, this 50’s flesh goddess only bared buns once, in Les belles de nuit (1952). But(t) when she does, she’ll have you singing “happy birthday to ME”! Rounding out our list of naked babes born on the 4th of July is boobtiful British Penthouse pet Hanna Harper. Hanna offered up her cunt-cake as a birthday gift to the world in Risque Resort (2007). When do we get to lick the frosting off of it? We’ve got more Skindependence Day babies for your pulling pleasure right here at Mr. Skin, like Natacha Amal, Emma Jacobs , Ute Lemper , and Jenny Seagrove , so check these foxy firecrackers out now!

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Born on the 4th of July: Mr. Skin’s Girls of Skindependence Day [PICS]

Mr. Skin’s Playlist Madness!

Believe it or not, in the 5 days since our last update, the number of Mr. Skin’s playlists has sexploded to 604! Our head writer Mcbeardo has stopped eating, drinking, bathing, and sleeping and has spent the entire week hunched down over his computer, creating more and more playlists for you to get your jackoff jollies. Won’t you oblige him by watching one? Or two? Or 604? We’ve got brand spanking new actress playlists for every taste- been holding 16 candles for Molly Ringwald since the ‘80s? Or Weird Science uberhottie Kelly LeBrock ? Everhard for Angie Everhart ? We’ve got a playlist for that. Breast man? How do the massive melons of Doira Baird or Dolly’s pneumatic cousin Julia Parton suit your fapping fancy? Oh, so the willowy supermodel is more your type. Presenting tall drinks of water Margaux Hemingway, Elle Macpherson and Paulina Porizkova for your pulling pleasure. We’ve got Marion Cotillard and Audrey Tatou to teach you about l’affairs d’amour , and Top Chef hottie Padma Lakshmi to spice up your life. We’ve got Bond babes from Ursula Andress to Olga Kurylenko , and brawlin’ broads in our Linda Hamilton , Lucy Lawless and Barbarian Babes in the Buff playlists. And this is but a mere sampling of our very newest playlists- there is so, so much more to see! So come on down to Mr. Skin’s playlists page – it’ll lift more than your spirits!

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Mr. Skin’s Playlist Madness!