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Erin Heatherton’s Nipple of GQ Germany of the DAy

Leonardo DiCaprio’s ex, Victoria’s Secert model, Erin Heatherton, did a a shoot she’s meant to be doing for GQ Germany, that shows off her model tits. You see, she makes a lot of money to mosey half naked, there should be a certain percentage of her work that involves her being fully naked, you know to get her the gig in the first place, and to give us something to cross reference when jerking off to her catalog pics… In fact, Victoria’s Secret, if they were smart, would do a fully nude Catalog once a year, with all their girls spread out like this saying “what happens after you buy your bitch our shitty overpriced made in Bangladesh garbage”…because it would justify their salaries, generate hype, and really give us what we want, instead of forcing us to turn to GQ Germany to get it. Here are her titties you have seen in a bra….not in a bra…I dig it.

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Kate Upton is a Beached Whale in a White Bikini of the Day

As you may or may not know, 21 year old Kate Upton has seen better days. Unfortunately, pop culture hasn’t really caught onto how fat and weirdly shaped she is, and dudes everywhere thing her sloppy tits, weird hips, and dumpy ass are worth celebrating, making her one of the top paid Swimsuit models that even the fashion magazine are picking up, despite being as boring and horrible looking as she is. That awkward body needs to be put out to pasture or shot for her meat…you know to feed a starving African village that loves chubby blonde girls with tits. To me, she represents all that is wrong with hormones in the food. She’s got the obesity gene and despite fighting it off as hard as she can, obesity is winning, and bitch is a fucking bikini model… I get people like curves, but these aren’t curves, this is like a fat girl who has melted into some kind of sloppy pile…. She’s now getting gigs in movies…it freaks me out…because I just don’t get it… Overrated, but in her defense, ugly chicks get laid too….they even get married…clearly dudes are easy to please but shit still confuses me…and here’s the reason why. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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