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Paris Hilton for Love Magazine of the day

Paris Hilton is a magical creature who buys million dollar engagement rings for herself because it makes for a good story….I can’t follow her existence as closely as I would want to – in theory – because in practice I am too lazy to really follow any of these people, despite following 7500 people I don’t give a fuck about thanks to not knowing how instagram works when I was following them…because Paris Hilton blocked me early on….but I know this magical creature still exists…I remember years ago trolling her on the regular…I would prank call her all the time, I tricked her and her ex boyfriend Stavros to put me on the guestlist of a party she was hosting once, I was funnier and more motivated back then….and Paris represents that good days for losers like me that are on a slippery slope to irrelevance… Well, she’s staying hot, staying active, doing LOVE MAGAZINE VIDEOS like she’s not 37…and it’s interesting to see…not as interesting as some of the other videos I tried to ignore because Love Magazine figured out their clickbait and are still pushing ADVENT CALENDAR CONTENT into the new year, making it far less exclusive than a 25 day feature, fuck make it a daily thing so we stop watching…I mean the PARIS video only had 6500 views when I grabbed it…that’s fucking criminal…this is AMERICA’S Princess…show her respect and watch her damn video people… Nicola Peltz was there too, in yesterday’s video, because I guess LOVE MAGAZINE likes billionaires…. The post Paris Hilton for Love Magazine of the day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Candice Swanepoel Nipple Outtakes of the DAy

These are probably the hottest pictures that Candice Swanepoel has ever been a part of…shot by Elle Macpherson’s ex husband who has been creating smutty fashion porn with bikini models for decades…making it far more interesting that the shit instagram models are putting out there because she’s a real model, but she’s hardly that interesting…since this is the most interesting thing she’s done…what I am saying is I want more scandal, but I’ll take wet t-shirts. The post Candice Swanepoel Nipple Outtakes of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lady Gaga Brings Her Monster Balls To Madison Square Garden And Lets It All Hang Out

Whether you like her or not there is clearly no denying the talent that is Lady Gaga, but we wonder at what point people will grow tired of the theatrics and just want to hear the b*tch sing. Make no mistake. The show certainly has no shortage of likeable sight gags. Personal faves include the video of a woman wretching blue vomit all over Gaga, followed by the Lady herself savoring a fistfull of bloody entrails. But that’s just the icing on her provocative cake. What impressed most was the sheer disco fun of Gaga’s repertoire. In songs performed Monday night like “Glitter and Grease,” “Telephone” and “Boys Boys Boys,” she proved herself to have the most effervescent dance music released in the last two years. It fully deserves the unstoppable radio play it has earned. Better, Gaga delivered it once agan in robust voice, hitting the trickiest notes even while dancing mightily. That’s a most rare talent among stars whose shows rely so heavily on theatrics. If only Gaga had no pretensions beyond such blithe entertainment. Unfortunately, her desire to be seen as THE avant garde artiste of the hour clashes badly with many aspects of her display – most clearly, her material. The songs all fall in deep debt to the dance music of the ’80s, making it far more retro than avant. Songs like “The Fame” and “Beautiful Dirty Rich” sound like they came right out of the “Dynasty” age. Once again Monday night she delivered all-too-many pep talks to her fans about “being free” and “being yourself” – bromides that now sound canned and corny, not to mention as self-serving as an awards show acceptance speech. Shouldn’t someone who looks this outrageous have more of a sense of irony? Then again, maybe that’s asking too much too soon from the young star. She has, after all, only the one full CD, and this sole, very long tour, to her name. Perhaps it’s enough that, beneath all her reaching, she’s putting on a live show that truly pops. Maybe the answer is never. Maybe Gaga will go on to be the biggest most polarizing pop star since Madonna, maybe… Source Bossip

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